An elderly woman arrives home from an evening church service
To find a burglar had broken into her home and is robbing her of all her valuables.
“STOP”! she yells. “” Acts 2:38
The burglar stops dead in his tracks.
The woman calmly calls the police and explains what she had done. The police arrive and arrest the burglar and take him to the police station.
“Why did you just stand there”? the officer asks the robber. “All she did was shout a scripture at you”
“Scripture?” the burglar says “She said she had an axe and two 38s!”